The best movie of the whole year and probably the best I have ever seen. So many amazing things. The Graphics, the Action, the Hero, the Villain. Never have I seen such a comprehensive collection of all of these together.
The quotes from this movie are so memorable.

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The Joker: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
Gentleman at Party: We're not intimidated by thugs!
The Joker: [as he smacks his lips] You know, you remind me of my father.
[pulls out his switchblade and brings it to the Gentleman's mouth]
The Joker: I hated my father!
Rachel Dawes: [off screen] Okay, stop!
[turns to face Rachel, tosses the Gentleman to his thugs and approaches Rachel, adjusting his hair with the knife]
The Joker: Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze, hmm? And you *are* beautiful.
[hovers around the incredibly nervous Rachel]
The Joker: You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
[grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth]
The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
[mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]
The Joker: ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he meerly laughs it off]
The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
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[stumbles out of wrecked truck]
The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
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The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
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The Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of funny, do you know how I got these scars?
Batman: No! But I know how you got these!
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Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
[laughs]
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Bruce Wayne: That man in Burma, did you ever catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
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[last lines]
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.
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The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
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The Joker: See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.
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The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite...and gunpowder...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
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[repeated line]
The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
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The Joker: I want...I want my phone call. I want my phone call.
Detective Stephens: That's nice.
The Joker: How many of your friends have I killed?
Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners... and the freaks like you who would just enjoy it.
[pause]
Detective Stephens: And you've killed six of my friends.
The Joker: [faking interest, mouths "six"]
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The Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
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The Joker: People will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
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The Joker: You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If I told people that a gangbanger was going to get shot, or a busload of soldiers was going to get blown up, nobody would panic. Because it's all part of the plan. But tell people that one tiny little mayor is going to die and everyone loses their minds!
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The Joker: [speaking to Two-Face] Do I really look like a man with a plan, Harvey? I don't have a plan. The mob has plans, the cops have plans. You know what I am, Harvey? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans. Yours, theirs, everyone's. Maroni has plans. Gordon has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that what happened to you and your girlfriend wasn't personal, you know I'm telling the truth.
[hands Two-Face a gun]
The Joker: It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It's fair.
[with the gun in Two-Face's hand, he places the gun to his forehead; Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]
Two-Face: [showing the unscarred side] You live.
The Joker: Mm-hm.
Two-Face: [flipping, showing the scarred side] You die.
The Joker: Now we're talking!
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The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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Lt. James Gordon: We'll have to hunt you.
Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, you'll set the dogs on me. But that's what has to happen.
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[the Batpod charges]
The Joker: Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!
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Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
Alfred Pennyworth: But you do, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know them.
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The Joker: You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
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The Joker: You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. Then we'll be doubling up the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
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Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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Alfred Pennyworth: When I was in Burma, a long time ago, my friends and I were working for the local Government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders, bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. We were asked to take care of the problem, so we started looking for the stones. But after six months, we couldn't find anyone who had traded with him. One day I found a child playing with a ruby as big as a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing the stones away.
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Gambol: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here rip your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear.
[Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... gone!
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Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] Kill you? I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me.
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[Gambol makes a threat; Joker opens his coat to reveal setup of grenades on a string, which he starts to tug.]
The Joker: Now, let's not *blow* things out of proportion here...You know what? You let me know when you start taking things a bit more seriously.
[takes out Joker card and sets it on the table]
The Joker: Here's my *card*.
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The Joker: [Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
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I love the magic trick as its is the best scene of the movie especially as he walks into the room laughing like crazy. Also, the way he puts his head out of the car while driving. The Joker stole the show in every way. Heath Ledger, it was your greatest performance ever.I was even rooting for him. He makes being bad look like fun.
So one last time, let's hear it.

I am about to speak metaphorically. Just some thoughts exchanged when me and a friend were high enough to speak only in metaphors.

A guy is near a bridge. A long, large bridge. He needs to get a message delivered to him by horseback. When he gets the message only can he proceed further. When he gets a positive response from the message delivered, it can either only be positive or negative. There is no in-between.
If he gets a positive response, he can turn back from the bridge and when he turns around, there are many paths now possible. He can see all the different routes he can go. All of these routes point to a same location. They all have sign boards pointing to the direction he can take so he can go to the location. This location is a house. He can go to this house from any number of paths he now sees.
If he gets a negative response, he has to cross the bridge. But the bridge is long. So very long. And as he soon as he sets foot upon the bridge, it turns into night. Every thing is dark. He doesn't even see a light at the other end. So he can't cross the bridge just yet. He has to wait. He doesn't know how long he has to wait. But he has to wait. At the other end of the bridge, there might be things he is looking for or there might not. He doesn't know this. He has to wait until it gets light and night turns to day.

That's one of them. See what you think of what happens here.
So onto the next one.

A girl is standing in front of a guy. She is naked. He can see her. She can see that he sees her. She is covering her breasts while standing there. He can see this too. She is covering herself. But she is naked. She is standing there like that on her own will. But she is covering herself. She is closing off herself. But she is naked. By her own choice.


So what is happening here ?
I will write some more as I think of them. Maybe some more late nights, and I will come up with some new ones.

This guy is hilarious. He is singing Beyonce's song like a thug rapper. lol. Watch the face he makes when the it says "Mmm"



And if he is such a thug, why is he memorizing Beyonce Songs.

Hi Guys n Gals,
I have added even more TV shows and even more mirrors for you to download. Newly added shows are Lost Season 4 and One Tree Hill Season 5. Plus, I have got even more mirrors from another forum called ProjectW.
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"Horny Guy has left the Building"

Watched the Man United - Tottenham game and was dissapointed Tottenham couldn't last. I wanted them to get the 3 points they deserved. But Man U can never be counted out and it showed yet again. Jermaine Jenas looked superb alongside Huddlestone in midfield for them. While Woodgate wasn't bad. I'm consistently frustrated with Fergie's decision to use Nani. In my opinion, he has been the worst hyped up star for United. Even Henrik Larrson was much better in a short tem loan deal. Nani consistently tries to emulate Ronaldo and fails. And I noticed he takes shots far too quickly and wastes a good chance. He can dribble (altho other times he gives the ball away) and has pace but that's about it. Can't cross like any of the others. And he has a short fuse. I would think Park or even Fletcher would be much more useful than him. One of my friends asked who would be the better transfer between him and Anderson and my answer then has been proven now. Anderson has been a superb addition and his passing range is eye-catching. His good form led to Fergie giving him more starting opportunities. All in all, my favourite has been Tevez. Superb player, Pacy, Skilled, Dribbler, Supporting Striker, Hard working even (Like Rooney).

I suppose you wouldn't even believe me now if I said I don't support Man U. Really, I don't. I support Real Madrid (Real 4 Life - Even after Figo, Zidane, Ronaldo went). But I really like to analyse all the football matches. Who knows ? One day I might be John Dykes or Shebby Singh (God Forbid).

Meanwhile, Real lost their 1st match in a long time. Became really sad. I thought they were gonna carry a winning streak to the League Title. Anyways, no way Barcelona can grab us anymore. We will have the league for Lunch and then look for a late dinner with the Champions League.

For those people who don't have Warez-bb account, I have created alternate links on another forum called ForumW.org
As far as I Know, registration is still open so u cud register and get all your downloads.
I have edited the earlier post and u will find both links there.
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Great Song
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